Things I Miss Thursday

I miss normal damn Trix cereal.
Seriously.
No more normal Trix. It's like "hey, here's swirled trix." "hey, here's like supercharged trix" "hey here's manipulated trix that taste like the tears of small children"
 original Trix. The cereal of my childhood.
 swirled Trix. A sham and a lie.
 whatever this is, definitely a horrible sham

maybe it's because I live in a small town without a lot of variety when it comes to food, but I haven't ben able to find normal, original Trix in ages. I miss it, and I seriously want a bowl of normal non-lie trix.